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11 October 2008 @ 04:50 pm
Meme  
1... 2... 3... NOT IT!!

With as dismal as the world seem sometimes, it's nice to remember the ways your life doesn't suck. Now, list three things you've heard recently-- insults, descriptions, phrases -- that you're glad were not referencing you or do not apply to you.

1.) "with impacted bicuspids"
2.) "grossly unqualified"
3.) "asshole the size of a Mason jar"
 
 
 
Static Electriciandiscogravy on October 11th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
a mason jar? literally?
Slut Bumwallahstaringgoldfish on October 12th, 2008 05:03 am (UTC)
Wasn't there another one who said he could only get off when rogering a pineapple?