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11 October 2008 @ 04:50 pm
1... 2... 3... NOT IT!!

With as dismal as the world seem sometimes, it's nice to remember the ways your life doesn't suck. Now, list three things you've heard recently-- insults, descriptions, phrases -- that you're glad were not referencing you or do not apply to you.

1.) "with impacted bicuspids"
2.) "grossly unqualified"
3.) "asshole the size of a Mason jar"
Static Electriciandiscogravy on October 11th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
a mason jar? literally?
Slut Bumwallahstaringgoldfish on October 12th, 2008 05:03 am (UTC)
Wasn't there another one who said he could only get off when rogering a pineapple?